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A comedic metal odyssey that tells the tale of a man, cursed to be followed around by a heavy metal band for the rest of his life!

Watch the music video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pid9uwR2MuM

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Lyrics:

WAKE UP

Drag your body out into the daylight
Eat your breakfast to start off the day right
Take a shower and get nice and soapy
And when you wash your balls be very thorough because
We’re ALWAYS THERE
WE CAN SMELL
IF THERE’S SMEGMA WE CAN TELL

CAREFUL NOW THE BLADE IS SHARP
This hubris
So careless
You’ve paid the price in PAIN
BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED THIS DAY

A single cog in this robotic monotony
Become one with the daily grind
Hail to the sultan of this workplace autocracy
Refrain from giving him a piece of your mind

I assume if you’re employed still, he can’t understand me
What would happen if I broke this modus operandi?

To clarify:
Have you ever told your boss that you think he’s a DICKHEAD?
You sure fuckin told everybody else
Put the METAL to the pedal now! Start spinning your tires!
We poured the fuel, and now you’re fired!

That guy CUT YOU OFF
THIS MEANS FUCKING WAR (FLIP HIM OFF)
LET THE FINGER VENGEANCE SOAR (LETS FLIP HIM OFF)

We’re ALWAYS THERE
See everything
Each passing day our repertoire gets more embarrassing

Do they know that instead of porn you look at their friends’ facebook pictures?
We could tell them all about how much you say the N-Word when no one’s around
Or that one time when you pretended you had cancer for attention
It’s all between just you and us because we’re
ALWAYS THERE!

Now you’re thinking about the
Time you saw your own
Grandmother’s Vagina
So you don’t cum too soon
WHOOOOOAAAA! YOU DID IT ANYWAY!
ALWAYS THERE!
YOU EVEN TOLD US THAT IN CONFIDENCE!

DAMN IT, give us some room
Do they know that you’re notorious for hogging all the bed sheets?
So inconsiderate, GOD
You’re so lucky that we put up with you
GOODNIGHT

(Heavy Metal Snoring x8)

credits

released October 24, 2015
Writing and Composition - FamilyJules7x & Lyle McDouchebag
Guitars & Production - FamilyJules7x
Vochals - Lyle McDouchebag

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