Turd Forge is a gripping tale full of tragedy and triumph that everyone can relate to.
YOU'RE MAKING POOP!
Squeeze! You've forged a monster that you must release
Upon a throne of porcelain lay your legacy beneath
Channel the fire that burns within your bowels...
AND SET IT FREE!
Now! You realize you've flown to close to the sun
The power far too much for you, your legacy undone
Waft in the foul scents and learn to love this stench
It's not too late!
Time to embrace your destiny
It is fated for you to be
lord of violent fecal discharge
You're the master of the Turd Forge!
Bask in the warm fumes that sprung forth from your butt
You've forged a poop!
released June 5, 2013
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